OOC: A present for my Andrew Ryan; inspired by a post I saw here on tumblr
I was looking through pictures on my phone and………..summer 2012 was a bad time for me
Ill be honest… looks pretty great
Take a look at all the fucks he’s not giving. Unbelievable.
bruh got that “i make minimum wage, i aint got time for this stupid shit” face lol
can you imagine one day logging in and
i wouldnt know what to do
"shit did i post an opinion"
have a gif of Simon doing the death wiggle <3
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”